Shadowbathing in the Breeze

This mesa is mine to guard over
Despite all those the vortex might bring
In the hidden hollow they meet for worship
I chuckle each solstice, fall, and spring

For the hapless davians celebrate
A most spiritual intimacy
Opening themselves to be despoiled
In ways surpassing spirituality

The ecstasy of ravishing them
The frenzy burning through to flesh
The spasm, frothing, flagellation
The shrieks exploding from their chest

They are mine and love me
And so I permit the harlots to stay
But every so often a tender skeptic
Chances to come my way

Out in the night where you can see for miles,
Brittle grass festooned with agave clumps,
I set to follow them closely
Staring till they can’t deny chill bumps.

In panic I see them look around
But adjusted eyes cannot perceive
Superiors of the sort I am
Their minds invent horrors to believe

Animals stalking in the bushes
Or a psychopath poised to attack
Though I am stealthy following them,
Their heads keep swiveling back.

Fear, I can taste it delicious now,
For they know they’re being chased
Advancing, I dig my fingernails deep
Into their neck, they freeze in place

Shivering as a disembodied hand
Traces the curvature of their face
And their breath becomes visible.
I release them from this place

And follow them to their humble room,
A few manage to start to pray
Then, they notice how pitch the room has grown,
And I laugh their cares away.

I advance, my darkness more supreme
Than the night I’m basking in
Mortified stares and weeping eyes,
Then, they’re paralyzed victims

I sprawl across them, absorb their fear,
Soak into their body inch by inch
I pretended to wrestle for control,
And they’re too rigid to flinch

Trapped behind two startled eyes
And a brain about to stroke
I let the unbelieving wretches lie
Captive, oppressed, unable to choke

And I feel the fear rushing in
I sponge up their anxious brains
And just as soon as they think they’ll die
I leave them wondering if I’ll return again

All night they wait in sleepless horror
Eyes drawn through the window to the trees
Where the darkness warms my soulless ser
Shadowbathing in the breeze

Cereal

“Chewy,” thinks me, fork in hand,
Commenting on her taste.
Throughout pubescence had I been
Taught etiquette and not to waste.

She tasted not like chicken but
Of sumptuous carnal pleasure.
Sat I picking at fickle fillet;
I had deboned her at leisure.

All of the girls who’ve died for me
Have touched me in endless ways.
In love, I trust all’ve had the misfortune,
I know of one crime that deliciously pays.

The Conquistador’s Beard

The virgins were sacrificed
For fun and for pleasure.
Moctezuma gazed over Tenochtitlan,
Blinking at his leisure.

The nation was arrayed in
The formation of victory;
They’d exterminated the strangers,
With the exception of two or three

Trained in the art of surrender
And broken captivity.
Their leader’s beard was to be used
In religious ceremony.

The fool who’d tried to conquer
The Aztecs was now dead.
His body was mutilated,
As was Cortez’s head.

After the defeat none
Of his ilk would dare invade.
The rumblings of a war-like people
Made a throbbing serenade.

The Spaniards had come
For Glory, God, and Gold;
They’d met dishonour, their God,
And the decaying mold.

The prisoners of doom
Had the vengeance of ague.
Smallpox to the Aztecs is
Like in Europe the black plague.

The existence of a nation
By smallpox was mended,
Just as the world
On their calendar ended.

Venules

Your wrists are so blue and vibrant and rich
That they’ve made a passion within to itch
As I sit near you watching blue streaks jump.
I feel passing breathless, though mine lungs pump.
Think I how lovely it would be
To have your arms tightly round me,
Wrist closed crossed slightly behind my neck.
Thus embraced, your lips I would peck.
And I’d tremble, though not for kiss,
But from sheer joy and oozing bliss
At having your love trickle down
My vertebral spine from the frown
Upon each wrist that I you gave
Because my passion’d not behave.
They tempted me sore with their tunnels
Passing fair that, as if with funnels,
Must be drained. Note I did not slit
Lengthwise, thus you’d live a tad bit
Longer or perchance die not at all,
As winter blocked by eternal fall.
Lifelessly listless you’ve become
While hugging me to death, and some
Of you pools on my back. My pet
Your love stains much as runner’s sweat:
Lumbarly collected at the tail
With thoracic ellipses, as well.
While your pallor groweth more pale,
Our chemistry doth I inhale.

Why Angels Scream

“Why do the angels scream?
Why do they let tears fall?
What has happened to their wings?
Why hath they their fair eyes clawed?”
“Lament they o’er nothing;
They are afraid of the dark.
Sadly has cold fear on seas
Tossed begun to embark.”
“Why do the angels scream?
Of what dark fearest they?
Light of brilliance does surround,
Cast by He to whom we pray.”
“Lament they o’er nothing;
God’s merely left their fold.
Like a mother with child away
Are they without Him to behold.”
“Why do the angels scream?
Is not He their master?
An He travels where He likes,
How canst it be disaster?”
“Lament they o’er nothing;
God vacations in Hell
To visit Fire and Brimstone
And all His angels which fell.”
“Why do the angels scream,
An God’s on vacation?
He did so on the seventh day;
Such is not below His station.”
“Lament they o’er nothing;
They only overreact.
He’s used omnipotence
To fix what He hath lacked.”
“Why do the angels scream,
An God’s more complete?
How canst they criticize He
For whom they grovel at feet?”
“Lament they o’er nothing;
Evil He found more fun.
He decided He’d be Satan,
An He was anyone.”
“Why do the angels scream;
The Lord can be all things?
Why’re they afraid of the dark?
What has happened to their wings?”
“Lament they o’er nothing;
In the dark they’re alone.
Without servitude’s duty,
Passing insane have they grown.”
“Why do the angels scream?
Despise they an day off?
The longer He is in Hell,
The less at them can He scoff.”
“Lament they o’er nothing;
He’s never to return.
Desolation they comprehend
Finally, since He did them spurn.”
“Why do the angels scream
And venture not to Him?
Golden cities are naught
Without their finest gems.”
“Lament they o’er nothing;
They’ve but been forsaken.
Now they art devils, and wings
From their backs hath been shaken.”
“Why did God betray them?
What taint could so corrode?
An angels do lack leadership,
Then for humans this does forebode.”
“Forsook them because of I,
The Prince of Deceptive Might.
Now canst I command heaven,
In the absence of light.”

To a Coy Madame

You, the image of perfection,
That I wanted to adore,
Until I saw reality
Which causes me to abhor

The perfection that you appeared
To have mastered in each form.
But that was just an illusion,
Like the heart I thought was warm.

How I curse my misperception,
For truly did you deceive,
Giving me the wrong impression
By causing me to believe

That there could be a life form with
Higher planes and trains of thought.
Now I’ve sacrificed everything
For a trifling thing of naught.

Long before I bought this store to
Have plenty of time with you,
And subsequently burned it down
Just to show that we are through,

You should have told me that you were
Plastic and not acting coy.
All this time I thought you flirted,
And it filled my heart with joy.

How I wanted to get close to
You and learn your inner feelings.
But then you double crossed me with
Your base and dirty dealings.

How could you look at other men
With the smile you had for me?
How could you expect me not to
Feel a stab of jealousy?

I tried to woo you several times,
But you never turned your head.
I tried to kiss you fervently;
You kissed me like you were dead.

Yet before I light this match and
Searing flames come rushing in,
You need to know it’s not your fault
That you are a mannequin.

The Rock of Gibberish Altar

I burnished my armour till my fingers were sore,
And girding it on, the gods I did implore.
Confident that I could neither fail nor falter,
Much like the Moors in the Rock of Gibraltar,
I sallied-forth from my keep a maiden to woo,
And with each plodding hoof-beat, my love only grew.
I thought of her virtues that so oft were extolled,
And occasionally my heart I had to scold
For thinking what’s unbecoming of chivalry.
Through forests I ventured and down by the sea.
Scarcely did I notice—my mind was a whirl.
Oh, the things that one will do just to get a girl!
I never considered the peasants I knew,
After all, they’re hackneyed like the town where I grew.
Now after for riding for a weary week,
Quite certain that my strength had sprung a leak—
For I scarcely stopped to eat or to sleep,
And even my horse had started to weep
Like a useless vow—the chateau came into view;
And with reckless abandon toward it I flew.
But no heralds or trumpets sounded my approach;
Vaguely I saw that darkness the land did encroach.
But rather than use prudence and turn away,
I pursued my course to that chateau cold and gray.
How is it that the moat and drawbridge did greet
Me alone? No sentry stood at guard on his feet.
If I had listened to reason, instead of pride,
I would have never planted a cursed foot inside.
But my ambition for my fair lady proved strong,
And I found that my feet carried me right along.
Lying on the altar at the foot of the stair,
I saw that my maiden didn’t have any hair.
I rationalized myself to this thinking that
If she went out in public, she could wear a hat.
I bent down to give her a passionate kissing,
And that’s when I realized all teeth her were missing.
But before I could shrink back in harrowed dismay,
Her eyelids flipped open and she pulled me her way.
Her stench seeped into me like moldy osmosis;
She rudely exposed me to her halitosis.
My, how my first kiss was a brutal disaster!
Our union’d fail if built on such a pilaster.
Releasing me, she stared—and one eye was lazy.
I began to wonder then if I were crazy
To have disavowed the damsels of my home town
For this? But now the portcullis was coming down,
And, kicking and screaming, I had to drag her out.
Ladies should never throw temper tantrums or pout
Because they’re being rescued by a gallant knight.
Yet on exiting, I saw the cause of her fright.
A pitch wyrm had just swallowed my steed with a slurp,
And it turned to her screaming with a fiery burp.
Though I told her, “Don’t panic,” she seemed quite afraid.
I ran at it and hacked at its head with my blade.
I thought that it laughed as its blood rusted my sword,
As I punctured a scale, time seemed in fast forward.
The wyrm roared like the last blast from a cannonade,
Pouncing as I impaled his gnarled head on my blade.
My heirloom, this sword, snapped in two as did his pate,
Brimstone billowed forward. I moved, but was too late.
As my hair shriveled and my skin did crisp,
My damsel came near, talking with a lisp.
A mist gathered as she did ensorcell,
The sunlight perished as she worked her spell.
My spirit was nigh to leave the planet
As she made me bite a pomegranate.
As the wave of anguish started to ebb,
I felt like a fly in her spider’s web.
The realization raised my hackles:
No princess could make such ghastly cackles.
The bite that she took made my heart falter,
For she’d married us at Hades’ altar.
“I’ll call you my pet, even if you mind.
Why is it, you ask, that you didn’t find
The princess you’d heard of lying in bed?
How could it be that you found me instead?
It’s simple really, she is my sister,
And she took pity on me, a spinster.
In my mirror we watched your approach,
And she traded you for my hen claw broach.
You’re much too handsome for her, for she’s seen
The stunning oft are self-centered and mean.
The gallant are all ruled by empty mores
Who love naught but the fame of their forays.
They think that, until they burst down their doors,
Princesses lay sleeping getting bed sores.
They come thinking true love can break the spell,
With less sense than an empty wishing well.
How can you love someone you never knew?
Are attraction and glory love to you?
And though she’s developed an apathy
To love, she does not live in misery.
She couldn’t dwell with an ignoramus.
Because they can’t get her, she’s now famous.
She asked me to guard her here to escape
The wooing of many a jackanape.
The dragon we summon most of the time
To rid ourselves of the vermin and slime.”
Just then the dragon’s corpse started to rise,
And she could sense the sheer dread in my eyes,
For I had no blade with which to combat.
Calmly she told me, “Don’t worry ’bout that.”
Her snapping fingers petrified the beast,
Until the next time they’d need him, at least.
“I was overjoyed to have made the switch.
It’s not often a knight weds with a witch.
So that you know, I am still a princess,
Just one none would marry without duress.
Despite the rumors, I am rather sweet;
I would gnaw the warts right off of your feet.”
“Charming,” I thought ruefully of my bride.
Then, she led me to her chambers inside.
“I know this is hard; to help you withstand
This night I’ll slip into something more grand.”
I saw her glow as she did imprecate,
Changing form so that we might consummate
The marriage that like Jacob I entered.
Perhaps she’s right, and I am self-centered.
“Beauty is skin deep,” the wise men have said.
I’ve seen what lies ‘neath the skin of the dead,
And it’s no muse for composing sonnets
To gorgeous dames whose hair’s trapped in bonnets.
If I e’er o’ercome the sight of her skin,
I’ll find a beautiful witch trapped within.
When I looked on her, I saw that without
The beauty of ages o’er her did sprout;
I even saw ivory when she smiled.
I’d come for a princess and been beguiled.
In the end I’d settled. ‘Twas just my luck.
When I reached for the zipper, it was stuck.

The Joust

I meet him ‘neath a copse of birch
At our ritual rendezvous,
Feigning confident comfort. My
Charger neighs at a bat that flew

By just a second hence. The cruel
And heartless Sable Knight would soon
Arrive. Luna and Astros hung
‘Bove on my dark maiden’s festoon.

I was eager to join with her
And enjoy romance for hours,
Thus his tardiness upset me.
Then, the presence of dark powers

Announced his coming long before
His dark forces manifested
Themselves as the shadowy knight’s
Dread form, in whom is invested

A power much like Charon’s, though
He never grants safe passage to
The soul over the Styx, instead
He haunts his victims with life. “You

Are late,” I growled, trying to seem
More confident than I was not.
His disregard of my contempt
Was like an haughty Tsar’s. I thought

I saw him smile. He must delight
In the futile struggle I wage
To be free of his control.
With the whimsy of his aged rage

That pervaded his actions and
Festered his mind, and to which he
Was oblivious, he said, “We’ll
Joust tomorrow, if you beat me

You can reclaim your soul and be
Free finally. Do you agree?”
I had little choice, as he knew.
“And if not, what happens to me?”

“That’s not an option. We’ll joust once
More, for you’ve sold your soul to me.
I expect you here when dawn breaks:
I’ll be keeping time faithfully.

Don’t look so glum, for tomorrow
Might be when you beat me at last.”
I doubted this, as did he, for
More than eight thousand times had passed

And made my failures bitter and
Freedom’s dream sad desperation.
I knew as well as he did what
Would befall my situation.

Tomorrow night we’d meet again
To renew this disturbed accord.
But one must fight while there’s a chance,
Though it be slim. Without a word

He ceased to be, as far as my
Eyes could see, for I was headed
For the sumptuous company
Of the maid I never wedded,

For she would drift away each day,
But then, all ladies are fickle.
We made our night a pleasant one,
And as dawn began to tickle

With feathery pinks and purples,
I made goodbye a vivid dance
Of passions to recall me by.
I donned my armour, grabbed my lance,

Mounted my steed, and galloped to
The predestined field of battle.
My sable foe’s arm threw his lance
Like an Aztec an atlatl

Where he waited idly. “You’re late;
I’ve waited for two minutes now.
Not that it matters, soon enough
You will be vanquished anyhow.

Take your place. Muster your valor.
Feign to have honor, or your mule
Might suspect its rider’s a fool.”
I ignored him. My mind was cool

As the brooks we never bathed in,
Lest we should catch our death and die.
I made ready, then he gave the
Sign, and large clumps of earth did fly

From furiously flitting hooves. Through
The visor I could see him glare
With his red eyes back at me, but
I returned his devilish stare.

I aimed a blow I was sure would
Hurtle this demon through the air,
But he absorbed the shock and seemed
Like he had not a single care.

His own blow I deflected with
My arm’s quick instincts with a shield.
The tremendous force of the thud
Jarred my bones, but I would not yield.

I barely retained my saddle,
And my lance was only splinters.
I grabbed a new lance with which to
Pummel this fiend from the hinter

Parts of the nethermost regions.
He gave the sign again. We rode
With Mercury’s own swift Godspeed,
And the dark cloud passing forebode

Of a perilous encounter.
I deflected his blow with my
Shield again, even as my own
Lance targeted his bloodstained eyes.

His visor dented, and for a
Long moment I could find no air
To breathe as he hung on the brink
Of falling metallically square

Upon his face. Did I just win?
But his gauntlets clung to his reins,
And he remained, though loosened, in
His saddle. “That rattle your brains?”

I taunted, glad to have some of
My own little arrogance back.
I regretted those words when next
We charged, for he did seem to crack

Every joint in my sore body,
Making both my ears whine and ring.
My vision clouded, and for a
Moment I could not see a thing.

Still I managed not to falter.
I was sure that I was bleeding.
My lance but grazed his black buckler.
I ruefully felt like heeding

The words of my sagacious ma’am
That “Knights in armor shouldn’t joust.”
But a wisp of teasing freedom
Whispered to me that I would oust

My adversary if I tried.
I just hoped that it hadn’t lied
To deceive this gullible heart
That, like chivalry, would nigh die.

I took a lance for the fourth time,
Vowing that I would make my mark
This day in this solitary
Tourney, and live today till dark.

As we galloped to certain death,
I thought to try a dirty deed.
At the last moment I moved my
Lance, and instead hit his black steed.

The shaft exploded and pieces
Darted through its galloping legs.
The cursed horse’s armor saved him.
His look said I would drink the dregs

Of rotten bitterness wrung out
For this treachery, as if he
Expected me to have honor
Against a ghoul that lacked any.

His silent vow was true for I
Nearly flew headlong from my horse
When he smote my shield, launching it
At my body with monstrous force.

My visor hung upon one hinge,
My breastplate and valor dented.
The rising sun caught his empty
Armour and piercingly glinted,

Blinding me for a second as
My foe began his mad gallop
Intent to rip me open like
A ray rips open a scallop.

“Charlemagne, this is it for us,”
I told my steed as we started
Our mad rush into destiny.
At least he was not faint-hearted.

His hoofbeats sound our progress, and
His nostrils are wildly flaring.
Sweat was flying. I could tell not
One ounce of strength was he sparing.

The lance a dull and deadly weight
In my arm. The saddle creaking.
The broken visor’s fierce whistle.
The armor clanging and squeaking.

The Sable Knight is upon me.
At this moment I am not scared.
His horse was in a rabid rage.
Then it sounded like trumpets blared,

Though we were alone. I struck. He
Teetered. Perhaps I would prevail.
Too soon came my triumph; too soon
Came all the force and wrath of hell.

My shield is rent asunder, and
A hail of splinter shrapnel flies.
Pain rips through me as the head of
His lance plunges where my heart lies,

Through the heavy plated armor
And chain mail deep into my chest.
With the furor of the Harpies,
It puts my cardiac at rest.

The lance breaks in twain as I fall
Off of Charlemagne, my dear mount.
Dust rises and dust subsides as
My corpse clatters upon the ground.

Running hooves slow and circle round;
His helmet hovers o’er my face.
Then, he lifts his dented visor,
But Fengari on Samothrace

Gives off more light and is far more
Pronounced than his features, the eyes
Of course excepted. They tell me
That it’s time to go. As death lies

Upon me like a layer of oil,
I step from my maimed cadaver.
Vile vultures come to pick at my
Warm corpse, thinking they’ve found havre

For their scavenging lusts, but I
Shall reinhabit it tonight.
He grabs my ghost and spirits me
Away from this world into light.

The knight is cold and unfeeling,
And devoid of conversation.
But that has been the case on
Each transmundial migration.

The memories of our joust fade
To eternal recollection’s
Oblivion. I sigh and groan,
Wearied by my insurrection,

From this battle which has raged for
Years, to which there’s no end in sight.
I vow I’ll best him tomorrow,
As my sight’s seared by intense light.

I’ll break the curse of my bondage,
Ending our repitual fight
For dominance by jousting. ‘Swounds,
I miss my maiden of the night!

I get up from my bed, leaving
My dreams to rot and decompose
Like ice upon a stove’s eye where
Only a memory morose

Of water might remain as it
Rejoins to the vapors unseen.
Already sections disappear
From this strange feudalistic scene.

I pound the blaring alarm and
Recognize the demonic eyes
That bested me. I must sally-
Forth to work soon, so I arise.

San Valentín

My yacht swayed with the waves’ massage.
The stars were glistening above.
The tablecloth a checked collage.
“Dinner is served. Let’s eat, my love.”

You turned calmly. I was nervous.
Your reply was a tender kiss.
“Does that mean you like the service?”
“Dear, you didn’t have to do this,”

You protested. “Let me spoil you.
After all, it’s Saint Valentine’s.
By this pledge you’ll know my love’s true.”
I held a card that read, “Be Mine.”

On tiptoes you gave me a taste
Of the chocolates that you received.
You wouldn’t let the moment waste
Without smooching me. You believed.

A dozen roses in a vase
And petals on the bed below
Had been carefully put in place
To perfect this romantic show.

I held your chair as you sat down,
Then poured you a glass of champagne.
You spilled a little on your gown
And looked as if you were in pain.

“Love, don’t worry about your dress,
It won’t matter after dinner.”
You wink as you scrub at your mess.
“I’m shocked, dear. You’re such a sinner.”

“Come, love, let’s eat before the food
Becomes seasick or grows too cold.”
“I know the rush; you’re in the mood
To devour me. Am I too bold?”

“Perhaps, just a little bit, love.
Besides there’s plenty more to do
Tonight before, my little dove,
We’ll say that the romance is through.”

You smile and uncover your meal,
Fresh bread and salad to one side
And a healthy amount of veal
Parmesan. A small surge of pride

Comes as you compliment the cook,
Although the food you have not tried.
As you take the first bite, I look,
And we both seem quite satisfied.

You have removed your stilettos,
For beneath the tablecloth’s veil
I recognize your creeping toes,
Which are happy that all is well.

The wind makes the candles flicker,
Despite their clear, protective glass.
I’m sure your heart’s beating quicker,
But my soul is a dead morass.

I can’t help but look at you eat,
Unaware of the things that grew
In and on and around that meat.
Still, I remained composed as you

Ate the ergot infected rye
That was used to bake your bread,
And I wondered how soon you’d die,
And love could take your place instead?

My staring almost gave away
What I had planned so carefully.
“Why do you look at me that way?
It makes me nervous,” you tell me.

“I’m smitten by the way you look.
I hope you like the meal, my dear,
Though we both know that I’m no cook.
I’ve been planning for it all year.”

You seem content with this reply
Thinking it’s just egotism.
What hallucinations would vie
With truth due to ergotism?

Soon food poisoning would occur,
And you would ask for Dramamine,
Thinking you were seasick. A blur
Would come over you as morphine

And scopolamine—Twilight Sleep—
Would numb you to your demise.
Soon, with the fishes you would sleep,
And the light would fade from your eyes.

I chewed, caught in the fantasy
Of heaving you over the rail.
You’d die like Ophelia, dumbly,
Since your limbs’d no longer avail.

I wondered if you’d vomit and
Choke on it in your drowsy state.
You reached over to grab my hand;
Salmonella seduced your plate.

I smile and raise my glass to cheer,
Thinking I must look debonair.
“Let’s toast to wondrous love all year.
To you, my love, my light, my prayer.”

You clinked my glass and drank it up;
I could have used belladonna.
But deadly nightshade in your cup’s
Not meet for a prima donna.

No, you will drown as I have done,
Since you’ve treated me unjustly.
You made me do what you thought fun;
I’ll take no more of it. You’ll see!

What a splendid splash you will make:
Lead flesh wearing a diamond ring.
I might cry a tear for your sake,
Although it wouldn’t mean a thing.

I’ll report you sadly missing.
Then, with the sharks they’ll go fishing,
While another I am kissing
And doing whate’er I’m wishing.

The only thing that saddens me:
I’d have to wait till “grieving’s” through.
Since you pretended to love me,
I’ll feign I actually loved you.

I wouldn’t want someone to think
I was less than devastated
(Though secretly I’m tickled pink)
When by death we’re separated.

You were not a trophy, just strife.
Veal with germs rife obeys your knife.
“This the best day of my life.
Happy Valentine’s Day, dear wife!”

Stradivarius

With percussion’s rhythm, my feet
Plunked down on the mansion’s cold tile.
I brought you a dozen sterling
Roses, and I could see your smile

Conducting my heart’s orchestra
To crescendo to a forte,
And my imagination could
Hear what sweet graces you would say

As your emerald eyes glisten,
And your cascade of spun gold shines.
Our romance is magical, for
Each day seems like St. Valentine’s.

Music was my first, true love, but
You conquered me like Darius
Or Alexander would have since
My position’s precarious.

I searched for you. When I left you
Were practicing the violin.
Blithely I entered the chambers,
But your treason slaughtered my grin.

A primal beast emerges as
You touch my Stradivarius,
My pride and my love. How could you
Do something so nefarious?

It matters not if it was just
A brush along its ancient string.
I could no longer bear to live,
Should it no longer bear to sing,

Breathing vivid, harmonious
Life into this stale, pallid world.
With a rabid snarl and oath, I
Lunge at you as if you had hurled

This, my soulmate, through the window
To crash into the blighted lake
Beneath the balcony. I run
To where you are and from you take

Back the utmost sanctity of
My family’s treasured heirloom.
It’s safe. I sigh. Angrily, I
Turn and shove you across the room.

“Disobedient, brainless louse!”
As you burst into feminine sobs,
My tirade continues. Justice
Within my bitter heart now throbs.

Inspecting my love, I remove
Her strong G to be a garrote.
You’re still sniveling as I wrap
It around your porcelain throat.

I pull hard. The shock in your eyes
Tells me that you don’t understand,
Among many other things, why
It is that I would lift my hand,

Which your trimmed claws now gouge at, to
Correct one as lowly as you;
But the answer’s simple. You have
Done what you were not supposed to.

Remember, there’s one instrument
Alone you were allowed to touch—
Me. Your covetous eyes now see
That your life is not worth as much

As the master’s hourglass gem
Perfected centuries long past.
That’s struck a tender chord, for I
See at last that your eyes have glassed.

I kiss your orbs. My sweet it’s a
Shame I had to do this to you,
Like my father did my mother,
And I did to the other two.

What is it about you young girls
That makes you fail to realize
The gravity of my words? Are
Your heads full of nonsense and sighs?

I release the garotte and you
Crumple into my leather couch
With a thud. It’s like the sight of
Loose change falling into a pouch.

I set about to tune my G.
Catgut has many properties.
I’ll play something fit for the dead
Love now lying across my knees.

This violin has long been cursed.
Your head now rests upon my lap.
She that touches it shall die. You’re
Safe from jeopardy and mishap.

Let’s begin with Bach’s Suite 3’s Air.
What was my surprise as I played,
For my soul’s appendage had ne’er
Sounded finer before this day.

I lay a grateful kiss upon
This head of yours that I adore.
Your body’s as cold as my feet
Resting on the black marble floor.

My aspiring protégé and
Lover, why have you gone so slack?
Does this transcendental peace come
Because I honor Dvorák?

The windows to your soul are still,
Enraptured by my melody.
I understand, for Humoresque’s
Never sounded sweeter to me.

Nor has it made me reminisce
About putting your whole soul in
The performance. Since I’m rich and
Famous, I can commit no sin.