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Description

I wrote this collection of poetry, fables, and the random prose wanderings of the mind between ages 16 and 18. It is chock full of sarcasm and references to sex and drugs. Many of the works are self-portraits, though notably not those in the first few chapters–the ones Puritans should never read. Topics include: Christianity, Deism, Sin, Love, Santa, Friendship, Ostracism, Nature, the Military, History, Aliens, Murder, Hypocrisy, Fame, Sleep, Zombies, Revenge, Women, Perspective, Bananas, Vampires, TV, Travels, Dreams, Making Beds, and Perfection, et cetera. Some sections that deserve special mention are: To You, which is a sonnet cycle; Haiku’s to No One, which is a poem written haiku-based stanzas; The Lewd Reference Dictionary, which sets forth the true (and unknown) meanings for expletives; Widdles, which are feeble attempts at riddles.

Recommended Reads:

• Dear Freud
• Sycamore
• The Goodwill of Death
• All Their Wildest Dreams
• Venules
• Santa Anna And His Elves
• Let’s Burn Venice
• The Conquistador’s Beard
• Stood Up
• A Cook Drink
• On Making Beds
• Oh Fudge
• Urea
• Elf
• Vegetable Life
• Digestive Processes
• Curiae
• Moors
• Pebbles
• Sri Lanka
• Joshing? Me?
• Bridges
• Mendeleev
• My White Love
• Deflowering Fields
• Omnivenicient
• Cereal
• The Falling of the Leaves
• Sin-Colored Glasses
• The Zenith of Oblivion
• Disdain from Wittenburg Castle
• Death Rides a Green Bicycle
• The Naked Mole Rat and the Pengun
• The Pimp and the Pheromone Rose Garden

Publication Information

Published: December 30, 2008
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 234