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Description

156 poems and 39 short stories and fables of a satirical and humorous nature have been gathered from my first four poetry collections. In this book, as well as in my own life, nothing is sacred, even my own beliefs. If you get offended or upset while reading, then you obviously don’t have the same sense of humor that I have, which is a real pity. I feel sorry for you. Lighten up, and enjoy. Afterwards, see a shrink. You probably weren’t hugged enough while you were being beaten as a child.

Recommended Reads:

• Ficklety
• Urea
• Worth Your Weight in Chocolate
• Five and Twenty
• i
• Sycamore
• Vegetable Love
• Curiae
• Moors
• love outside the lines
• The First Few Months
• kajimberwunky
• The Gritty Girlie
• My White Love
• Juglandaceae
• Eglantine
• To a Coy Madame
• The First to Go
• From Her Pride
• Juvenile Lobotomy
• Every Soothing Iniquity
• Hale and Limitless, Too
• Deflowering Fields
• The One That Flew Inside
• Snakeskin on My Pillow
• with necrosis
• Bacchus and I
• Saint Patty’s
• Wintry Days In Hell
• Sacrilegianity
• Starlet Blossom
• De Plenum
• Bambi Is Shure Good Eatin’
• The Rock of Gibberish Altar
• Wildebeest
• Hippo
• Vulture
• Platypus
• The Flamingo
• Swappin’ Spit
• A Teenage Girl in the Garden of Eden
• Ignance, or Pessimismo

Publication Information

Published: November 19, 2009
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 276