As discussed, you’re in no need of a tan,
Albeit you have no fear of burning.
Some might delight in calling you a witch,
But it shows massive flaws in their learning,
Which was probably stopped or ne’er received.
But don’t worry of me, I’m a big fan.
Thus, ergo, I am blind to any glitch
Which you can’t have. Does this make you relieved?
I feel you’re proper, and this I don’t feign:
Perfection like you’s entitled to deign.
Why can’t they look into your eyes unblue
And drown in the cold depths and catch the flu?
What right do they have to feel your equal,
For you are unique and have no sequel?!