Victory

Most of the Category mess has been sorted out, and I’ve gotten two-thirds of the posts tagged. Search is back working. I need to reproof “in significance,” which I received in the mail today for another round. Hopefully this one will go off without a hitch. Plus, one of my children’s books has been pried from my clutches and given a warm welcome in an illustrator’s hands…

Halfway through with the second book in the Belucía trilogy, which i had to completely change from what i had originally planned to write. It’s very gripping and faced-paced, and has received favorable reviews from the few I’ve let read it.

I’ll finish sorting the category mess out tomorrow.

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Death to MySQL and Wordpress

I’ve spent the better part of the last week recouping from upgrading to Wordpress 2.8.4. Didn’t realize all of the colossal errors that had occured (like losing the categories which I’ve been putting back in), the still-not-repaired-search functionality, or the 50K records that were spuriously created in my database that I’ve had to rant and rave over (to you) as I painstakingly sift the wheat from the chaff. Be a few more days before the site’s back up as it should be. Then, I’ve got a lot of content to post…

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OpenOffice.org

I’m kinda trying to determine how well I’m going to like OpenOffice.org 3.0.1. I had told myself I’d finish More Heresies before I upgraded, but I wanted to try the new LanguageTool features. I’m not sure if they were worth the upgrade. The new version ate several of my footnotes (about 5% of 1300+) and some layout, and I’m going to have to redo them, once I figure out where they were. And… grammar checking never works in my poetry, especially once you start adding in words from other Languages. Getting caught in an endless loop wasn’t all that productive, either.

Still, I love the subtle addons to the interface, like the new Extension Manager and the Multipage view and zoom slider. It seems to load a little faster, so that’s nice. I’m not exactly sure how much I care for the new open screen. Thank goodness I normally don’t use it. At any rate, I’ve given myself more problems than I had before.

Here’s a look at page 28, where it has garbled footnotes and layout at the end of the poem “March 19, 2008.”

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A long way to go….

If you are looking at this picture (and wondering about the Lewd Reference Dictionary or the New English Handbook for Starting and Maintaining Your Cult,) then you can see that I have 436 drafts completed, ready to click a button and post to this site at any time. That’s more than enough for the next year, wouldn’t you think.

The real kicker is that those are only selections from The Dementia and The Repressed Memories. I still have yet to post the drafts for More Heresies (over 320 items) or the already underway Out of Purgatory.

So, my next two year’s of blog posts are taken care of. Or, they would be if I weren’t about to flood the blogosphere with senselessness.

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139- to go

That’s how many posts I have saved and need to add before I finish all the selections from The Dementia of Iyan Igma. Then, I have a couple hundred from The Repressed Memories from Iyan Igma and over three hundred from More Heresies from Iyan Igma.

I am also nearly finished with More Heresies. I only have about 1,500 pages combined to go in the last three proofreading stages. It’s so close I can taste it. It reminds me of having a coppery taste in my mouth.

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17K más

So, I’m looking here at the text for mainly prose stories that I’m going to add in to More Heresies. You can’t see me shaking my head in frustration with myself. Nor can you see all 17 thousand words, at least yet. You don’t hear me wondering, “Why on earth do I do this to myself?”

What exactly is it that I do to myself? No, it’s not tatoos or anything nearly so painless. It’s trying to keep myself to a self-imposed word limit. I told myself when I finished this book that I was going to stop at page 400, by hook or by crook. It didn’t matter if I was in mid-sentence or not. Yet, 100 pages (roughly) over my limit, I’m trying to tell myself to quit.

The problem is that most of the great stories and poems don’t come until AFTER I hit the word limit. Therefore, I just want to add them to this book. That further delays its final draft and publication, as well as my frustration. It means I can’t move on to finish other projects. But enough whining. Just know that some really awesome stories and poems are already well under way for the next collection, entitiled Out of Purgatory. Maybe I won’t die before I finish it. Whatever I have written for More Heresies is finished. And that’s final, Self! I don’t wanna hear no more back-talking!

Now, if i could just finish proofreading the last bit this weekend, although I know for a fact that it will have to be another week…

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Oooh…. Aahhhh!

Yesterday was another one of those memorable days for me, for a number of reasons. In particular, I was excited to see the proof copies of The Repressed Memories and The Dementia arrive, finally. I’ve worked a bit on their audio books, and have enjoyed just holding them, seeing all of that work representing in their narrow binding. For an author, this is similar to holding your newborn baby the first time. Except that I didn’t have to worry about my books peeing on me, crying, or spitting up. I was relieved that some of the riskier layout decisions I had made had not come back to haunt me after all.

My co-workers were amazed at how much I was able to condense The Dementia. Others got a few laughs from The Repressed Memories, mainly from entries like “The Lewd Reference Dictionary” and “Oh, Fudge.”

Also, I wrote several fables last night–”Meerkat and Magpie,” “Kanga,” “Spider and Wasp,” and “Platypus.” Expect digital version of them soon. I’m so close to finishing More Heresies that I can taste it. It leaves something of a coppery flavour in one’s mouth.

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