People who make claims
They cannot reinforce
Obviously have no shame;
Possess little remorse.
For example, it’s not the World Series,
Maybe the Canadian-American.
Are there any potential teams
From Mexico and Japan?
Miss Universe will never be a valid
Title until aliens are competing.
Alienesses may blend in with salad,
But they’ll be exquisite, I am sure.
Time, UFOs, and lies fly
When things hit the fan.
Nevertheless, I wish to see spaced delegates
To Miss Universe as soon as I can.